blog 14

Funny quotes:
“holy shift, look at the ascemptote on that mother function”
“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?”
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. “
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. “
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. “

blog 12

OKAY, I FEAL LIKE WRITING THIS ENTIRE THING IN CAPS, SO I AM. THIS BLOG WILL HAVE ZERO PUROPSE, BUT I AM JUST WRITING. THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT YOU NEED TO TELL PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE. THEY CAN DO THIS. OKAY, I AM DONE, JUST ONE MORE SENTENCE. OK, I GOT 1 MORE BLOG.
;)

blog 13

I’ve never really felt forced to do anything, I have lead a good life. It is ironic that this is the topic, because a friend and I just got done talking about how people don’t treat me like others, but in a good way. People who are known to be violent tend to be more tolerant of me than others. I am not sure why, because I show no restraint when talking to a violent person. If they are violent, it doesn’t matter to me. If they are doing something stupid or wrong enough for me to feel I should tell them, I will.