blog 14

Funny quotes:
“holy shift, look at the ascemptote on that mother function”
“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?”
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. “
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. “
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. “